justice for the crimes of swearing and cursing
I guess here’s this thing I made for /hsg/ but everyone hated.
John: Janna cus windy thing, Garen cus he spins and john spins and makes drill things happen, Donger cus John is a dinglebutt nerd. Windrunner cus of windy thing and Wisp because john seems like the support type, and he gets around a lot.
Rose: Karthus cus dead stuff, Kog’Maw cus of the Void and monsters n shit, Diana because derse dreamer, and the moon, and same colors i guess. Invoker cus wizards and QOP because of Wizards and her being Rose n shit.
Jade: Nasus because DOG, Zyra because gardener, Rengar because giant kitty cat killer hunter thing. Beastmaster and Lycan because of dogs and her being Jade she likes those things. Also transformations and shit, idk.
Dave: Jayce because this is what the future looks like, Fiddles because of CROWS AND CAWCAWCAW, Teemo because Dave plays him ironically. Meepo because multi-dave micro shenanigans Faceless because wibbly wobbly timey wimey.
i can see why everyone hated it
Ok, let me explain. My dad is friends with Dante Basco, Rufio from Hook/Homestuck. So, upon telling my dad everything and showing him pictures, he sends the above picture to him. Then his wife takes a picture of him with the picture.
I HAVE STARTED THE DOWNFALL OF HUSSIE. FEAR ME, ANDREW
Goddammit. Really? You couldn’t have waited for him to get there? I hope ruining the fun was worth a thousand notes. “I have started the downfall of Hussie. fear me, Andrew” Great, you’ll be famous for spoiling the joke. Congrats, what a wonderful person you are.
